McCain Wins!

It's 7:35 and I'm officially declaring senator John McCain as the next president of the United States.

He currently holds an 8-3 lead over senator Barack Obama, a lead that, according to this guy I know, has never been surmounted.

With a mere 270 votes to go for McCain, it's only a matter of time until he is named the winner.

This in depth analysis is based off of the yahoo.com headline "The results are in" and the fact that in the two pictures next to the headlines, McCain is smiling slightly more. You can't argue with facts.

I mean, in hockey terms, this thing's over. No one comes back from five down, it doesn't happen. And McCains the damn Maverick. He doesn't let the snake from his grasp once he's got it by the...snake... or something like that.